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Letter from the Editor

February 16 2010

Dear Trendsetters,

Welcome to The Static Press, where the news breaks faster than we can fix it back up. We have more scoops, more exclusives, more sources and more journalistic talent than every single website on the net that has nothing to do with news, and of this we are proud.

So join us, trendsetters, on the dark side. You'll be sorry if you don't.

Should you feel inspired to concoct... er, I mean find, an exclusive yourself, then we would love to see it, so send us an email at thestaticpress@hotmail.com

Until next time,

Ed.

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