Who does the world turn to when everyone else has let them down?
Who delivers fast and accurate news reports about the issues that really count?
Who sends out journalists to areas of international conflict to get first-hand reports?
We wouldn't have a fucking clue.
But as soon as we find out, we'll tell you.
That's our promise to you.
The Static Press - where the stories are all shades of black & white.
Labor MPs get on with their jobs - February 20, 2012
Leaky labor loons leak even leakier leaks, claims leak - August 4, 2010
Gillard admits to harbouring rampant atheistic tendencies, hair dye - June 29, 2010
Disgruntled Western Australian MasterChef viewers vow to not support Julia Gillard in tomorrow's leadership challenge - June 23, 2010
Rudd speaks out, realises he really shouldn't have. - March 1, 2010
Abbott claims that his advice was meant for his fake son, not for a nation. - January 25, 2010
Today's Poll
Q: Who leaked Kevin Rudd's controversial (if amusing) swearing video?
a. Kevin Rudd
b. Kevin Rudd
c. Kevin Rudd
d. A bunyip baron
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