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Fun Easter Facts!

  • The date of Easter changes each year and is determined by the lunar cycle! ... Sounds a little heathenistic to me!

 

  • Christians, prostitutes celebrate Easter by spending hours on their knees.

 

  • The pagan goddess "Eastre" was particularly enamoured with rabbits. Hence easter, hence rabbits... it is all coming together.

 

  • Little chocolate Jesus' were the forehoppers to chocolate rabbits.

 

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