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Who delivers fast and accurate news reports about the issues that really count?
Who sends out journalists to areas of international conflict to get first-hand reports?
We wouldn't have a fucking clue.
But as soon as we find out, we'll tell you.
That's our promise to you.
The Static Press - where the stories are all shades of black & white.
Two planeloads of Leonorians told to 'go back where they came from'. - June 8, 2010
Today's Poll
Q: Who leaked Kevin Rudd's controversial (if amusing) swearing video?
a. Kevin Rudd
b. Kevin Rudd
c. Kevin Rudd
d. A bunyip baron
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