Who does the world turn to when everyone else has let them down?
Who delivers fast and accurate news reports about the issues that really count?
Who sends out journalists to areas of international conflict to get first-hand reports?
We wouldn't have a fucking clue.
But as soon as we find out, we'll tell you.
That's our promise to you.
The Static Press - where the stories are all shades of black & white.
BP Re-re-re-re estimates extent of oil spill - May 25, 2010
Trijicon insider claims 'Jesus quotes' too moderate for Middle East; suggests Virginia Woolf instead. - February 13, 2010
The Onion to rethink the way it presents it content, claims a rogue office mug. - January 25, 2010
Today's Poll
Q: Who leaked Kevin Rudd's controversial (if amusing) swearing video?
a. Kevin Rudd
b. Kevin Rudd
c. Kevin Rudd
d. A bunyip baron
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